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I also like Leslie Mann

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I like this

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I like this too

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do you think it’s because you’re too much of a people pleaser to had declined the lady or was it something else

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I think it's because I truly wanted to accept her proposition - even tho I know I should'nt

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why should you not

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omg im gonna be using flagellated so often now you’re gonna hate me

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I like the word flagellated

Keep using it

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yessirr

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also did you just sleep on the couch like some secret one night stander

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nope

But I do like couches

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couches could be very comfortable

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They are also fun, and communal

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very underrated

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why was it fortunate that you didn’t get in her bed though, was she that bad?

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I did get in her bed

No nothing wrong with her, shes great

I like beds

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beds are great

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the shout out was funny

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I like shoutouts

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whoa my boy ilt getting dates n shit

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I do not like dates

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why not

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me too

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why were they drawn as balls if they’re not balls then? got us all excited for nothing

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is this your coming out

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wow congrats

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is it misogynist to not bonk now? or simply to wish to bonk and not? frustrator Maximus, perchance.

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It is misogynistic to look women in the eye.

Hence why I constantly avert my gaze (gays).

However, it is feminist to bonk.

Which is why I bonk with my eyes shut - no more eye contact.

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Misogyny is not the bees-knees

Maybe we should start focussing on the bees-needz… 🐝

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We can finally be bees

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she’s very pretty